HPad Games

Box Fan Simulator

One box fan, simulated, with sound. A start-over button resets it whenever you want.

Nana Takes the Cane to It

Hold to wind up Nana’s cane and release on the gold wobble for double damage. Sixty seconds, tougher fans each round.

Fan Slam

Five throws to slam a pink box fan into red clay. Let go on the striped sweet spot to double your points.

Fan Smash

Set the fan speed and click to swing until it’s busted, then see how many swings it took.

Off Balance

Pick a speed and a golf club or metal bat, then swing at the spinning blades. Stand it back up when it tips.

Lawn Vacuum

Plug in an upright and push it across the grass. Clean as much lawn as you can while the motor heats up.

Shut Up, Radio

It has played the same song since 2009. You get a golf club and 45 seconds. Perfect hits score double.

Vacuum Destruction

Break every part off returned vacuums with a hammer, sledge or crowbar. Sixty seconds per shift, paid out in refunds.

The Great Vacuum Dumpster in the Sky

Fifteen worn-out vacuums wait in a field at dusk. Tap each one to send it up, one at a time.

Feed the Vacuum

A vacuum is running on the lawn and a blue rubber glove is lying right next to it. Plug it in.

Vacuum Smasher :3

A catboy, a golf club and one unlucky upright. The impacts and the motor burnout are synthesized live.

Vacuum the Toilet

Drain a full toilet bowl with a Hoover Porta Power, a handheld that was never built for water.